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26th Jun, 2009

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  • 02:42 @MyPinkElephants/@dizzyvapor: Farrah and Michael are the only ones dead. Goldblum's agent has debunked it as a hoax. Ditto for Harrison. #
  • 04:19 @mikethemiz: "Billie Jean" was the first of his songs I really liked. #
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25th Jun, 2009

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  • 20:18 Cut my hair today, feels so much better. Little bit peeved off overall though. #

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23rd Jun, 2009

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  • 18:37 Time off work booked, travel details booked. T-minus 20 days, 11 hours and 22 minutes to Spain! #
  • 18:40 @thedilettante: that sucks, got a link to the offending forum post? #
  • 20:48 @thedilettante: I'll happily give 'em hell for you! Who's the lucky target of your crush then eh? :-P #
  • 20:54 @thedilettante: I'm sure, you have good taste! #
  • 21:31 @bobbyllew: one could make a rather lewd comment about how loud a female tennis player might be during other "physical activities"! #
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28th May, 2009

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  • 00:51 I'm disappointed with United's performance tonight, but amused at the supporters of other teams celebrating in the streets because we lost. #

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27th May, 2009

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  • 23:06 @mikethemiz: Inferno 2 was in Manzanillo. Oops! #

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26th May, 2009

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  • 00:49 Man the "new" VenomFangX is ... not really any brighter than the old one. bit.ly/9NgRh #
  • 12:23 @ChrisMoxey: stop moaning you big girl! :-P #
  • 12:48 Right on: bit.ly/5fbGS #
  • 12:52 Finally went to sleep at 6am this morning. At 9am workmen started digging up the road, right outside my house! Bastards! #
  • 14:21 @ChrisMoxey: touché! Got a couple more CDs to put together too. #
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25th May, 2009

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  • 01:21 Newcastle getting relegated is a shame, but deserved for the mismanagement of the club. Going to be cheering on the Blades today! #
  • 01:28 @danielbullock: one of my workmates is a season ticket holder at the 'Lane, so has got himself a nice little seat for the game tomorrow. #
  • 01:45 @mikethemiz: do you mean the Framing Hanley cover of the Lil' Wayne track? #
  • 02:02 Heading off to bed now, need to try to get a good night's sleep - another looooong shift tomorrow. #
  • 12:28 I'm so damn tired ... and it's only Monday! #
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19th May, 2009

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  • 01:25 Home from work, had a nice, easy shift, caught up with jobs that needed doing. #

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18th May, 2009

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  • 16:16 Off to work soon. Not a fan of Monday shifts... #

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17th May, 2009

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  • 00:18 We are United, we are better than you. Fact! #

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16th May, 2009

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  • 12:52 @ChrisMoxey: I hope you'll be swearing a lot by 3 o'clock then. #

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5th May, 2009

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  • 01:55 I think I've had all I can take from certain aspects of my working life #

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30th Apr, 2009

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  • 13:22 I've got to be at work in 90 minutes and my head feels like it's been stuffed with cotton wool #

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19th Apr, 2009

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  • 15:46 I'm working on an entry for the Julien-K "Kick the Bass" remix contest, and enjoying myself thoroughly! #

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9th Apr, 2009

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  • 03:47 @dizzyvapor: I am so jealous! JK and tS on the same show ... man the UK is so lousy for gigs! #

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5th Apr, 2009

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  • 12:43 I finally got around to Twittering again... #

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25th Dec, 2008

Julien-K

Seasons Greetings!

It's a little after 5am and I can't sleep. Presently I am sitting in bed in the spare room of my girlfriend's family home in rural Oxfordshire because she's struggling with a nasty cough/cold and doesn't want to infect me by hacking up over me while we sleep. Not that I'd worry about getting sick, just being with her over the holidays is enough to keep me happy.

Nearly didn't happen though.

I fell asleep last night around 6am, only intending to get a couple of hours sleep - a busy work shedule meant most of my Christmas shopping was left until the very last minute. I overslept, getting out of bed shortly before 11:30.

After showering, packing and cleaning up my room I headed into Exeter city centre around 2pm, spending the next couple of hours picking out presents for Amy and my family, and being quite proud of my haul. I even sent Amy a text telling her how proud I was and how happy she'd be with her presents. What is it they say about pride before a fall?

Returning home at 4pm, I fished the keys out of my pocket, and it dawned on me ... I had picked up my work keys when I'd left the house. Fine if I wanted to let myself into the club after-hours, but not good when I needed to get into the house, wrap presents, cook and eat dinner, and all before my 6pm train to Banbury via Reading and Oxford.

I rang the doorbell, with no response. I called my housemate Vicky's mobile, which rang through to her voicemail. I didn't have my other housemate's number, but he rarely gets home before 6pm anyway. So I walk around to the back garden and see if there's any other way into the house. The back door was locked, but the bathroom window is slightly ajar. Unfortunately, it was also on the second floor. After climbing onto the shed roof, I realised that even if I could reach and open the window, I'd never be able to climb in.

So I called my landlord. His phone went straight to voicemail. Not good. I call his father, who tells me he'll get hold of him and get him to come over to let me in. Forty-five minutes later and no word, I start getting a little bit panicky, and start considering smashing a window to get in. Thankfully, my landlord then calls to say he'll be there by 5pm, which he follows through on, arriving shortly before with a bunch of keys to every door in the house. Problem solved!

Or not quite. Ten minutes later we discover that none of the keys work. Cursing follows. But my luck changes when Rob's bedroom light turns on, signalling that while the landlord and I were making our way around to the back door, he'd let himself in through the front. Once inside I rushed around throwing the last of my packing into my suitcase and high-tailing it out the front door, and catching a cab to the train station.

Once on the train I started to relax - I was on my way, sitting in an empty first-class carriage and wrapping presents. The first leg of the journey went smoothly, arriving in Reading just after 8pm. Then I realised it wasn't my day - my connecting train to Oxford, scheduled to leave at 8:22, had been cancelled, as was the following two trains afterwards, resulting in a 45-minute wait for the next available train, which had no first-class carriage - partial refund on my tickets are in Order I think.

Upon arrival in Oxford I was pleased to learn that the connecting train to Banbury not only hadn't been cancelled, but had arrived early. I found myself a quiet spot on the train, and waited for departure. Then the engine stopped. Twenty minutes after the scheduled departure time, I was joined by a very agitated rastafarian-looking fellow, who'd obviously been spending much of the evening having a merry old tme. Up went the volume on my iPod.

Eventually we were informed there had been a problem with the train crew, resulting in the forty-minute delay, and were on our way. Amy was waiting for me at the station, and didn't miss the oppertunity to make a sarcastic comment about my timekeeping being so terrible it even affects other people. After briefly meeting her parents for the first time, which went really rather well, we turned in for bed.

And then I woke up again at 3:30 and couldn't get back to sleep. It's been a weird old day!

16th Dec, 2008

Julien-K

The Anti-Clarkson

Just had to post this. I dearly long to see Bobby be a guest on Top Gear!

2nd Dec, 2008

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Wow, just ... wow!

Something that [info]joysilence may find pleasing:

Walrus plays the saxophone

A walrus has become a star attraction with visitors at a zoo by learning to play the saxophone.



The Beatles once penned the song "I am the Walrus" but now this whiskered marine mammal has proved that the animal kingdom can blow its own trumpet.

Under the direction of her trainer, Sara the Walrus grips the brass instrument between her flippers and blasts out a note.

Wetsuit-clad Russian trainer Sergiy has also taught her to strike a nonchalant pose, leaning on a work top with one flipper under her chin and looking bored.



Sara's skills at mimicking humans extend to dressing up as a railway platform conductor and blowing a whistle.

Her routine also includes lying face down and catching a rose thrown to her.

And she has become adept at games with balls and hoops.

Sara is delighting onlookers with her routines at Istanbul Dolphinarium in Istanbul, Turkey, which opened its doors on Monday.

Her role at the Dolphinarium is a far cry from the behaviour of her wild counterparts, which spend most of their lives on sea ice in seeking out molluscs to eat.

The walrus has played a prominent role in the cultures of many indigenous Arctic peoples, who have hunted them for their meat, fat, skin, tusks and bones.

Adult males can weigh as much as 4,500lbs.

9th Oct, 2008

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I'm Not Dead

Just a quick post. My landlord asked me to move my computer from the living room into my room, and my wireless card died sometime over the last couple of months, so until I get paid tomorrow and buy myself a dirt-cheap USB wireless adapter, I'm offline. Spent most of the week sleeping over at Amy's, or with her staying at mine. All fun.

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